with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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