i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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