i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
it's like iHOP with fire
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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