Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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