We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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