is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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