dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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