return my video game
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
