Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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