So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize