scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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