...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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