For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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