Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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