My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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