I must be too annoying 4 u.
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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