I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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