My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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