So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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