jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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