Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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