Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
she pinky promised me she was 18
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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