It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
