do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
this will be a night to untag.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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