ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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