Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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