Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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