so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Houston, we have a squirter
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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