Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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