True but thats because hes a fetus.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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