Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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