I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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