never play flip cup with pint glasses
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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