I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
