If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
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