we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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