I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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