i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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