Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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