called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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