D3 body, D1 cock
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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