Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Enjoy the penises
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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