I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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