Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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