I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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