im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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