Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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