we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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