even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.