you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida