Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
27 Times The Kardashian-Jenner Clan Absolutely Slayed at NYFW
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
19 Doctors Confess The Most Difficult Situation They’ve Ever Had To Face
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.