Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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