Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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