Plan B is the new Plan A
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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