But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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