i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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