He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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