well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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